Christmas jokes
1. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up?? Santa! The other two don’t exist! honest- честен kind- мил bill- банкнота exit- съществувам 2. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the...
A joke: A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, „Pack your bags, I’ve won the lottery!“ The husband excitedly asks, „Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?“ She says, „Pack’em all, you’re leaving!“ rush-бързам, втурвам се exclaim [iks’kleim]- възкликвам, извиквам excitedly- развълнувано Pack’em...